A long long time.

I know that i have failed to write forever but I am resolute to begin at once and continue to ask the hard questions and give the simple answers.

But in the meantime I feel an update is due:

1. Moved to Virginia with my wife and dog.
2. Live in Fredericksburg, which I lovingly call Frednecksburg.
3. My wife works and I don't, sadly it is not a fun as it sounds.
4. Live with my in laws until our new home is built. Based on the speed of construction so far we will move in in May 2020. The same year I will be ready for children.
5. It rains here every fracking week!
6. It snows here starting in November and ends in April. NO JOKE! we had a White Easter thats why the Bunny survived Dick Cheney couldn't find Peter Cottontail in the snow!!!!!
7. Virginia is filled with patriotic flag waving people. Lots of Red, White and Blue even if it is the Confederate Flag.
8. Virginians like the majority of the southerners I have met run out everyday to see if the newspaper headline reads: (anyone of these would make them happy)
Yankees Surrender!
Former Slaveholders to receive reparations for lost Property
The South has Risen Again!
George W. Bush Reelected to a Third Term
9. People in Virginia do not know how to drive. If they spent a week in California or Arizona they would be dead on the highway.
10. People here talk about the "War of Northern" aggression as if happened yesterday and if they had been fighting they would have do this and that differently. Much like Republicans and the War on Terror.
11. The Bill of Rights in the South is made up of only a few lines from the First Amendment and the whole of the Second. The Parts about Religion and Guns, as long as its their religion and their guns.
12. I turned 25 years old while living in a retirement community.
13. I love my wife and do not tell her this enough.

Well their is my update.