I aint God.....Yet
These are the ranting and dialogues of a high-strung, neurotic and semi-off-the-wall Historian and Educator. As a Virginian/Arizonan I strive to corrupt America’s youth by making them free thinking heathens and demigods. Here, you will hear the omnipresent, benevolent and omnipotent Viceroy Barbarossa. You will be enlightened or maybe just a little annoyed by his discourses on war, education, religion and the debauchery that is American politics.
The last of the Mohawks
The good father here to say "Well Hello" in a gecko like voice to the world. It has been long since my last communiqué and I feel that I must give some word to the huddled and deprived masses. Oh, did I say deprived, I meant Depraved. As the school year is now if full swing and my bleeding heart is flowing strong, (at least for now that is) for the sad unfortunate souls that have been placed in my charge. I am happy to do the work even when a few of those tit suckers as my good disciple spoke of are causing problems. I am displeased with the fact that these malicious malcontents crowed the unholy halls of my temple and violate the sanctity of my most noble and holy self by acting like the courts fool and the organ grinders monkey. I sit in my high seat, the new one since the heathen spawn desecrated my previous thrown, I see weak and foolish children that act like and look like Bincki the Clown and need mandatory spade and neutering. Today, a student entered into my dominion and had a Mohawk on his head, not an Indian but a 80’s fan head. It was a flash from my preteen era, I thought that Michael Jackson was still moon walking and crouch grabbing, but then my world returned when I saw a kid with a bolt in every visible and probably invisible body part. I know I am bitter sounding, but know that I love what I do, being god is very fulfilling.
Good Morning Vietnam Oh, wait it's night and this is America.
Well, Hello all this is your Mad Missionary hear again with a quick word about the world. It's (the World) so screwed up. I mean what is up with this nation and this planet, we are killing ourselves for the 4 G's. GOLD, GOD, GLORY and GIRLS. Every war has been caused by at least one of these reasons and it is nuts. I told my students today about the 4 G's of Global Nincompoopery and they understood the message that man kind is on the road to damnation that the good father is always mentioning. I am against that one students can learn and see how things are interrelated and connected. I had a student answer this question "Is America Safe?" she replyed: FUCK NO, Not with THAT Moron in the White House. It is sad that a 16 year old understands more about the world than the Leader of the Free World. Bye for now and Golry to God and Empire
A NEW DAY yet strangely the same
Well, the school year has started up again and the heathens have returned. Even ones that we graduated have comeback for remedial training before the Great Golden Thrown of the WC. It is unknown to my humble self what his holiness thinks of the situation, due to the fact that all day everyone was commenting about how he was betrothed to a most wonderful girl. You all know I am sure that our Holy Father has much to do in this difficult time. Hence the lack of communication from his most high, lofty and glorious seat, praise is to the Father. I can tell you that he is very annoyed that a few of the returning remedial over 18 graduate’s that still act like the fourth grade neophytes that they are and will never become more than the refuge of civilized society. One such student that we will for anonymity sake call Kevin is the pale faced assassin of joy, the harbinger of our doom and the caitif from the chapel. It is I am sure very difficult for his most noble and wise self our beloved and most benevolent Father to deal with these little kids that have suckled on the tit of the demon. But, ales our master is wise and strong and will sever the heathens from their demonic hoard and bring them unto the light and holy altar of the WC. To all America I say Glory to God and Empire. Goodnight and whatever god you like bless ya.