A NEW DAY yet strangely the same
Well, the school year has started up again and the heathens have returned. Even ones that we graduated have comeback for remedial training before the Great Golden Thrown of the WC. It is unknown to my humble self what his holiness thinks of the situation, due to the fact that all day everyone was commenting about how he was betrothed to a most wonderful girl. You all know I am sure that our Holy Father has much to do in this difficult time. Hence the lack of communication from his most high, lofty and glorious seat, praise is to the Father. I can tell you that he is very annoyed that a few of the returning remedial over 18 graduate’s that still act like the fourth grade neophytes that they are and will never become more than the refuge of civilized society. One such student that we will for anonymity sake call Kevin is the pale faced assassin of joy, the harbinger of our doom and the caitif from the chapel. It is I am sure very difficult for his most noble and wise self our beloved and most benevolent Father to deal with these little kids that have suckled on the tit of the demon. But, ales our master is wise and strong and will sever the heathens from their demonic hoard and bring them unto the light and holy altar of the WC. To all America I say Glory to God and Empire. Goodnight and whatever god you like bless ya.