Hello all of my beloved followers. Your God has the sniffles, I know it makes little since that the Supreme Deity could become ill. Ask, his most beloved wife St. Roxy about it. I know I have not sent my holy word to you in a long time and you are I am sure saddened. But, have faith you are loved and cared for (as long as the prayer tax check clears). It is my dubious duty to inform you that married life is great and oooooooohhhhhhhhhh so fun. I do enjoy all the benefits of the job/situation/condition/illness/frailty/etc. I hope you all have a GREAT holiday and don't forget the reason for the season, ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!