A Few Days Ago in a Hospital Not So Far, Far Away….
Stone Wars
Episode I
THE PAINFUL PENIS
Turmoil has engulfed the
Pubic Republic. The taxation
of trade routes to outlying toilet
bowls is in dispute.
Hoping to resolve the matter
with a blockade of deadly
Kidney Stones, the greedy NaCl
Federation has stopped all
shipping to the small Bladder
of Kevonica.
While the Congress of the
Republic endlessly debates
this alarming chain of events,
the Supreme Dick has
secretly dispatched two Jedi
Antibodies, the guardians of
peace and harmony in the
Republic, to settle the conflict....
Episode II
ATTACK OF THE STONES
There is unrest in the Pubic
Senate. Several thousand liters
of fluids have declared their
intentions to leave the Republic.
This separatist movement,
under the leadership of the
mysterious Count Cappuccino, has
made it difficult for the limited
number of Jedi Antibodies to
maintain peace and order in the
Republic.
Senator Pia Alotta, the former
Queen of Kevonica, is returning
to the Pubic Senate to vote
on the critical issue of creating
a CATHETER OF THE REPUBLIC
to assist the overwhelmed
Jedi....
Episode
RISE THE STONE
Surgery! The Republic is crumbling
under attacks by the ruthless
Surgeon, Count Sadeghi.
There are heroes on both sides.
Pain is everywhere.
In a stunning move, the
fiendish droid leader, General
Ureteroscopy, has swept into the
Republic capital and kidnapped
Chancellor Dick, leader of
the Pubic Senate.
As the Separatist Scope Army
attempts to flee the besieged
capital with their valuable
hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a
desperate mission to rescue the
captive Chancellor....
Episode IV
A
It is a period of civil war.
Rebel Oxycodones, striking
from a hidden base, have won
their first victory against
the evil Pubic Empire.
During the battle, Rebel
spies managed to steal secret
plans to the Empire's
ultimate weapon, the Shock Wave
Lithotripsy, an armored space
station with enough power to
destroy an entire stone.
Pursued by the Empire's
sinister agents, Princess
Urethra races home aboard her
starship, custodian of the
stolen plans that can save her
people and restore
the
Episode V
THE PAIN STRIKES BACK
It is a dark time for the
Body. Although the Shock Wave
Lithotripsy has been destroyed,
Imperial troops have driven the
Rebel forces from their hidden
base and pursued them across
the body.
Evading the dreaded Imperial
X-Ray, a group of freedom
fighters led by Flute Urinal
has established a new secret
base in the remote Ureter
of Kevonica.
The evil lord Darth Bladder,
obsessed with finding young
Urinal, has dispatched
thousands of remote probes into
the far reaches of the flesh....
Episode VI
RETURN OF THE SCOPE
Flute Urinal has returned to
his home Kidney in
an attempt to rescue his
friend Hard Crystal from the
clutches of the vile gangster
Java the Starbucks.
Little does Flute know that the
PUBIC EMPIRE has secretly
begun construction on a new
armored space station even
more powerful than the first
dreaded Shock Wave
Llithotripsy.
When completed, this ultimate
weapon will spell certain doom
for the small stone struggling
to restore freedom
to the Body….
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I love your kidney stone tales honey.
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