What is the problem with the world? A friend sent me the following:

Best Comeback Line Ever

This was in the Washington Post.... the headline was "Best Comeback Line Ever."

In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on a Friday night. Lawrence would be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his need. "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up (to Lawrence) and he's just working away at this pumpkin."

Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?"

"He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?"

This whole issue burns me from top to bottom. How, why or what in the hell was this guy thinking. I am in a state of total dismay. Has America, the country that elected W; gone so far into the shitter that you can now fuck a pumpkin instead of a real life person. It is logical to me that the rest of the world hates American Culture. If the article above is a sample of that culture I HATE IT TOO!!!!!!

Furthermore, I have an issue with stupid people. If you are one of them continue to read this.... If you are a good person you will do one of two things, your choices are: (1) neuter yourself now so that you do not breed. (2) Jump off the nearest tall building or lift you lower lip over your head and swallow.

Goodbye and may whatever gods you like, like you back.